"Dad PuhLEEEZ I am so so so so sorryyyy." For whatever dumb stuff he's been up to. He really wants to be best friends with Harris (for the longest time) but seriously, with all the garbage he's been up to his relationships are really bad with his parents.
"I guess so... I'll forgive you. This time. Let's go watch some TV. Spend a little time together. Mano y mano..."
"Ohmygod Dad....."
"Ohmygod Dad....."
Harris encounters one of Rowans pranks... he is NOT pleased and so embarrassed.
"You know son, this is compelling television. It really makes you think."
"DAD, its commercials." The face that Rowan is pulling... omg... such a teen face. Mortified that his Father is alive solely to embarrass him.
"DAD, its commercials." The face that Rowan is pulling... omg... such a teen face. Mortified that his Father is alive solely to embarrass him.
"Seriously Ro. This is just all too much. The amount of sex and violence on television now is really.. just.. over the top."
"Over the top as much as you and Mom getting it on in Andre and Cypress' beds?"
"Over the top as much as you and Mom getting it on in Andre and Cypress' beds?"
"You know when I was a kid we didn't HAVE televisions. We had to go out and play outside. None of this facechat and snapfriends....."
"Considering you were created in CAS as a YA... I find that highly improbable."
"...and furthermore we had to get jobs... really early. None of this Motherlode crap that's been going on. We worked hard to get where we are now."
"Considering you were created in CAS as a YA... I find that highly improbable."
"...and furthermore we had to get jobs... really early. None of this Motherlode crap that's been going on. We worked hard to get where we are now."
The blank look of a teen who is no longer listening to their parent go on about the 'old days' and who is now quite regretting his wish of making his Dad his best friend.
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"Can I have a party?"
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"Can I have a party?"
"No. That reminds me of this one time when I threw a party. I was an adult mind you. But we threw a party here.. or was this in Moonlight Falls.. anyways you were nothing but a gleam in my eye... or maybe I had already romped your Mother and got her pregnant.. anyways. I was wishing to cook a great meal for everyone, and I burned it... imagine my embarrassment. That night... Chris Daxosi-......."
Rowan is silently screaming inside. Parents... so lame.
Rowan is silently screaming inside. Parents... so lame.