Dude, what are you doing?? Are you playing toys again?
Rowan-"NO! I'm looking at this vintage dragon figurine, ok? Its meditative...."
You're a liar. You're supposed to be going to work! You already missed your very first day!!
Rowan- "No kidding, hmm..."
GO!!
Rowan-"NO! I'm looking at this vintage dragon figurine, ok? Its meditative...."
You're a liar. You're supposed to be going to work! You already missed your very first day!!
Rowan- "No kidding, hmm..."
GO!!
Rowan- "This is going to be the best day ever. My boss is definitely going to see the evil shining in me and I'm going to get a raise... my fast track to Emperor of Evil will be assured!"
His day goes by, and so far so good it seems. He meets his co-workers, sucks up to the boss a bit. He's wishing for a raise, so... we're trying.
How was your first day buddy?
Rowan- "Oh not bad. I guess. I think the tights they fit me for are a little tight in the crotch."
Tights?
Rowan- "You know, the tights we have to wear for robberies and such."
............uh.....
Rowan- "They were messing with me, weren't they? sigh.. well.. home time anyways"
How was your first day buddy?
Rowan- "Oh not bad. I guess. I think the tights they fit me for are a little tight in the crotch."
Tights?
Rowan- "You know, the tights we have to wear for robberies and such."
............uh.....
Rowan- "They were messing with me, weren't they? sigh.. well.. home time anyways"
And yes, this happened.... first day of work.
Officer- "I'm taking you downtown buddy. Didn't think you could get away with it did ya?"
Rowan- "Well I kinda did think that the tights were a bit snug, but yeah... I did sort of think I could get away with the look. If you know what I mean?"
Officer- "I don't... and I don't think I want to know."
Rowan- "They said that there was only the hot pink left, but I'm pretty sure that I saw some black ones in the back. Don't get me wrong, I like hot pink... on some people. But I'm just not sure if the colour befits a future emperor of evil you know?"
Officer- "You have the right to remain silent sir..."
Rowan- "mmm Nah. I rarely get the opportunity to talk, big family yk?"
Rowan- "Well I kinda did think that the tights were a bit snug, but yeah... I did sort of think I could get away with the look. If you know what I mean?"
Officer- "I don't... and I don't think I want to know."
Rowan- "They said that there was only the hot pink left, but I'm pretty sure that I saw some black ones in the back. Don't get me wrong, I like hot pink... on some people. But I'm just not sure if the colour befits a future emperor of evil you know?"
Officer- "You have the right to remain silent sir..."
Rowan- "mmm Nah. I rarely get the opportunity to talk, big family yk?"
Rowan- "...So anyways I told her that I would totally be up for the jewel heist, but you know what she said to me? She had the gall to say I would ruin it! Coming from an 8 year old! Sometimes I wonder if my family thinks I'm a joke. I'm a hardened criminal."
Officer- ".... I can... tell..."
Rowan- "So what are you up to later?"
Officer- ".... I can... tell..."
Rowan- "So what are you up to later?"
Officer- "Do you have anything in your pockets sir?"
Rowan- "Why don't you... feel around and find out?"
Rowan- "Why don't you... feel around and find out?"
Rowan grumbling on the way home after "hard time"
Rowan- "Toy dragon.... I can't believe she would say that. I thought we had something. And IT definitely isn't a TOY dragon."
You mean your vintage dragon figurine?
Rowan- "Umm... yesss.... that's what I was talking about.. What else could I have been talking about?" (shifty eyed)
Rowan- "Toy dragon.... I can't believe she would say that. I thought we had something. And IT definitely isn't a TOY dragon."
You mean your vintage dragon figurine?
Rowan- "Umm... yesss.... that's what I was talking about.. What else could I have been talking about?" (shifty eyed)
Rowan- "Lets never speak of this again. Don't tell my Dad."
Sorry... its already got out.
Rowan- "GROAN... cake always makes things better."
Rotten luck buddy... maybe tomorrow will be better.
Sorry... its already got out.
Rowan- "GROAN... cake always makes things better."
Rotten luck buddy... maybe tomorrow will be better.