Senor sexy face manages to swipe the baby while his parents are getting frisky on the deck. He puts her to bed, but I imagine he's thinking about stealing her candy again...
The next morning, while everyone is asleep Banyan decides to indulge in his neurotic tendencies. He stares out the window for a time, then checks the taps.
Banyan- "You never know! The taps could explode and then we could be swept away in a tidal wave of flood waters."
Well that seems unlikely. More likely that the house will slowly fall into the ocean below due to soil erosion.
Banyan- "What? What do you mean?"
The house IS sitting on the edge of a cliff man... taps are the least of your worries.
Banyan- "You never know! The taps could explode and then we could be swept away in a tidal wave of flood waters."
Well that seems unlikely. More likely that the house will slowly fall into the ocean below due to soil erosion.
Banyan- "What? What do you mean?"
The house IS sitting on the edge of a cliff man... taps are the least of your worries.
I am THRILLED when someone finally rolls a wish to fix the dishwasher. Its been broken for a while and Andre hasn't fixed it autonomously... grumble. Though my apprehensions are high.
Banyan- "This shouldn't be too hard. I've heard that my old Grandma Irene could do this. So can I!"
Uh.. yeah well.. she nearly died by electrocution and you ARE very close to a large puddle of water.
Banyan- "I got this cased. Don't worry about it."
Banyan- "This shouldn't be too hard. I've heard that my old Grandma Irene could do this. So can I!"
Uh.. yeah well.. she nearly died by electrocution and you ARE very close to a large puddle of water.
Banyan- "I got this cased. Don't worry about it."
Andre- "Dammit kid! I need to get that Autumn Salad in the fridge before it spoils!"
Banyan- "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!"
Luckily death does not come on this day for sweet Bambam.
Banyan- "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!"
Luckily death does not come on this day for sweet Bambam.
Harris- "And then soon you'll be all grown up and move out like your sister Cypress and I won't have any more babies to dandle....<sniff sniff>
Willow- "Move out!"
Harris- "This is why I'll never give you any money. Then you'll HAVE to stay here and be the baby forever."
Solid planning Harris.
Willow- "Move out!"
Harris- "This is why I'll never give you any money. Then you'll HAVE to stay here and be the baby forever."
Solid planning Harris.
I feel as if Harris knows exactly what he is doing when he immediately seeks out Layla for a bit of afternoon delight, ditching the baby in favour of potentially making another.
Banyan takes the momentary lapse, and lack of other adults to comandeer the baby and play with her for a bit.
Banyan takes the momentary lapse, and lack of other adults to comandeer the baby and play with her for a bit.
Banyan- "Well! Back to fixing!"
Are you sure?? I'm seriously doubting this. You're so beautiful!! I can't let you die!
Banyan- "What?! I can't die! I'm young."
I hold my breath the entire time, but this time he manages to FIX it!! <phew>
Are you sure?? I'm seriously doubting this. You're so beautiful!! I can't let you die!
Banyan- "What?! I can't die! I'm young."
I hold my breath the entire time, but this time he manages to FIX it!! <phew>
Harris- "Oh god, look at the tiny dirty potty. What will I ever do when we don't need it anymore? Hmm... I know! LAYLA!!!!!"
He seriously went after her like 3-4 times that day. The man is insistent its going to happen. Unfortunately for him, fortunately for me and Layla he doesn't choose 'risky' woohoo and so there is no chance of new babies. (Thank goodness)
He seriously went after her like 3-4 times that day. The man is insistent its going to happen. Unfortunately for him, fortunately for me and Layla he doesn't choose 'risky' woohoo and so there is no chance of new babies. (Thank goodness)
But he doesn't realize this, or doesn't care. Love is love, I suppose!