Finally got out of the slammer did ya? Make any friends? Any.... lovers?
Rowan- NO, now go away. I'm starving.
Sass is at the park, she really wanted to go so I had her run down there. Maybe she could meet someone new.
Rowan- NO, now go away. I'm starving.
Sass is at the park, she really wanted to go so I had her run down there. Maybe she could meet someone new.
BORING!!! You'll never find a husband that way!!
Sassafrass- Oh Shush! I need to concentrate on my studies.
Ugh, come on! That's no way to trap a man!
Sassafrass- Oh Shush! I need to concentrate on my studies.
Ugh, come on! That's no way to trap a man!
OKAY he's not so bad. I washed out some of the black dye in his hair so that he could go back to being a blonde. Maybe your wife will like it, seeing as she has a penchant for blondes.
Harris- She wasn't complaining last night.
She's dreaming about books Harris.
Harris- Hmmm that might explain some of the things she was yelling....
Harris- She wasn't complaining last night.
She's dreaming about books Harris.
Harris- Hmmm that might explain some of the things she was yelling....
SO what's a man to do when one's wife won't wake up to tend to his needs? Ah yes, bother his children. Of course.
Harris wishes to talk to his daughter, and give her a gift.
Harris wishes to talk to his daughter, and give her a gift.
Harris- Baby this room stinks like garbage! Here, have a gift. Its a swiffer sweeper... <wink> enjoy!
Juniper- Thanks Dad..... you know this was Banyan's room. That's why it stinks, he literally JUST moved out.
Harris- Oh... did he? I didn't see him leave.
(No one did)
Juniper- Thanks Dad..... you know this was Banyan's room. That's why it stinks, he literally JUST moved out.
Harris- Oh... did he? I didn't see him leave.
(No one did)
Harris- BAMBAM my boy!!! I heard you moved out! Good for you son. How much you bench these days?